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Senin, 29 Oktober 2012

Kancil dan buaya



Mouse Deer and Crocodile
One day, Mouse Deer went down to the river to take a drink. But he knew that the crocodile might be waiting underwater to eat him, so he said out loud. “I wonder if the water’s warm. I’ll put in my leg and find out.” Of course Mouse Deer didn’t put in his leg. He picked up a stick instead and put one end into the water. Chomp…! Crocodile grabbed the stick and pulled it underwater. Mouse Deer laughed. “Ha… ha…ha… Stupid crocodile! Cant you tell the difference between a stick and a leg?” Then Mouse Deer ran off to drink somewhere else.
In the next day, Mouse Deer wanted to cross the river. He wanted to eat the fruits on the other side of the river. He saw a floating log in the river. He knew that Crocodile looked like a log when he floated. Mouse Deer didn’t want to be eaten by Crocodile when he crosses the river. He had an idea. He called out loud, “Crocodile!” Crocodile rose from the water, “Hello, Mouse Deer. Have you come to be my lunch?” Mouse Deer smiled. “Sorry, not today, Crocodile. I have orders from the King. He wants to invite all the crocodiles in this river to a party. He wants me to count all the crocodiles so he could prepare enough meal for you.”
“Really…? Tell us what to do,” said Crocodile. “You must line up from this side of the river to the other side,” said Mouse Deer. Crocodile then got all his friends and family. They lined up across the river. Mouse Deer then jumped onto Crocodile’s back. “One,” he counted. He jumped onto the next crocodile, “Two.” And the next crocodile, “Three.” Mouse Deer kept jumping until he arrived on the other side of the river. “How many are there?” asked Crocodile. “Just enough,” said Mouse Deer. He laughed as he ran to the forest.***

Minggu, 28 Oktober 2012

Cerita lucu



Sore itu sebuah masjid, seperti biasa kegiatan pengajian untuk anak-anak berlangsung ramai. Setelah selesai membaca Al-Qur’an, Ustadz mulai ceramah ngalor-ngidul, bercerita panjang lebar, sesuai dengan karakter anak-anak.
Rupanya Ustadz merasa Bete ngomong terus. Dilihatnya murid-murid yang bermacam-macam polah. Ada yang benar-benar mendengar dan ada juga yang mendengkur. Ada yang membaca ada juga yang bercanda.
Suasana seketika tenang dari sedikit kegaduhan, ketika Ustadz berkata, “Ada yang mau nanya?”
Semua pada diam. Setelah 1 menit, Ustadz berkata, “ Kalo gitu Ustadz yang nanya yah?”. Anak-anak semakin diam, suasana semakin mencekam.
“Kalo Ustadz rajin solat, rajin puasa, rajin shodaqoh, rajin zakat, kira-kira Ustadz masuk sorga ngga? Tanya Ustadz.
“Ngga, Pa Ustadz!” jawab salah satu anak muridnya.
Ustadz tampak kaget, tapi berusaha mengerti, namanya juga anak-anak, paling juga dia bercanda, atau mungkin dia tidak tahu.
Lho, ko nggak bisa? Tanya ustadz bernada bijak.
“Iya, kalo Ustadz mau masuk surga, Ustadz harus mati dulu”.
Ustadz kaget lagi mendengar jawaban itu, dalam hatinya berkata, “iya yah, bener juga”.